We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
At least life still wants to fuck me.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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