This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We had to coat check the pizza.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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