guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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