What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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