first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
smell my finger.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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