Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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