Having a random hookup so left but love u
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Randomize
