Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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