i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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