i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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