Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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