I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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