butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
