soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
is wine microwaveable?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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