he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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