After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
they're like a gay fantastic four
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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