its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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