You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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