i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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