Me too!
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
This baby is an asshole
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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