His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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