I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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