don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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