i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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