After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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