The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
