Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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