office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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