You work out of a Hotel?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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