My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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