We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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