And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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