if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You can't just leave with hair like that
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
my liver is dry heaving
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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