I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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