ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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