I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
you had me at cake vodka
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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