I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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