Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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