I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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