Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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