i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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