Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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