Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He has the fingertips of a God
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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