Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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