It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I will pee on everything he values.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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