the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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