using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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