Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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