new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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