You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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